Sensitivity... eeewwwww.....

OK, i've been asking myself. "Am i too sensitive?" Seriously, am i? The recent events in office have shown the other side of me. The ke po side. and of cause the sensitive side. I care so much on what people think of me rather than what i am doing and what i can do.

Aren't that the correct way, do what you need to do and care lesser on other opinion on you? But, haiya... i care so much... Like a sissy.

As i can recall, not only it happen recently, but all this while. From high school till date. I think it has become a habit. A bad one.

At times i always think and tell myself, what i want to show to others? Am i who i am, aren't it suppose to be that way? And now im a lecturer and in society, a lot of times people is looking at me as noble (but i rejected the whole idea i am noble). So what i want to prove? Or why i am so sensitive? What the point being sensitive?

I can advise people not to be sensitive and hope to cope up, but when it come to myself, i can advise myself. At times i have no self confidence at all.

But again, this is life and i need to get used to it. Get used to people talk at my back. At the end of the day, it is not something that i can control, aren't it?

You're cool....

My favorite. America Suitehearts by Fall Out Boys

America's Suitehearts lyrics

You could have knocked me out with a feather.
I know you've heard this all before, but we're just Hell's neighbors.
Why, why, why won't the world revolve around me?
Build my dreams, trees grow all over the streets.

But I don't know much about classic cars,
But I've got a lot of friends stuck on classic coke.
Down, set, one,
Hut, hut, hike,
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Lets hear it for America's Suitehearts!
But I must confess,
I'm in love with my own sins.
Lets hear it for America's Suitehearts!
But I must confess,
I'm in love with my own sins.

You can bow and pretend that
You don't, don't know you're a legend.
Time, time, time hasn't told anyone else yet.
Let my love loose again.

But I don't know much about classic cars,
But I've got a lot of friends stuck on classic coke.
Down, set, one,
Hut, hut, hike,
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Lets hear it for America's Suitehearts!
But I must confess,
I'm in love with my own sins.
Lets hear it for America's Suitehearts!
But I must confess,
I'm in love with my own sins.

You could have knocked me out with a feather
I know you've heard this all before

Lets hear it for America's Suitehearts!
But I must confess,
I'm in love with my own sins.
Lets hear it for America's Suitehearts!
But I must confess,
I'm in love with my own sins.

Suitehearts
Let's hear it, oh, Let's hear it
Suitehearts
Let's hear it, oh, let's,
Suitehearts, suitehearts.

Itu lambut kasih potong, lain tidak payah potong punya....

Da da da da da da da da.... da da da da da da da....

NAMEWEE is back!!!! This time no more controversial song like the hits MalaysiaWood "negarakuku".

Staring, NAMEWEE in "Potong Saga". A short film by Ho Yuhang.



And this is the making of "Potong Saga".



Damn Funny woi....

Funny, Stupid, Banned Adv.

I know, i know, what with all the post from YouTube. but seriously, This is some funny stuff. Have a look.







Jeff

Heineken; ADV

Currently, this is the biggest hit in YouTube. Thanks to Kenny Blog, i know it. But seriously, it is damn damn funny.



That the difference between girls and guys. Ya... True true.

But Kenny do another more weirdo one. But still funny. have a look.



Jeff

More parody

I just can't stop it. it was just so damn hilarious. see see..









and many many many more... go to youtube. find parody. it's all there.

Jeff

Nice parody

Was having some beers/liquor talk few days ago at friend place. They were talking about this new parody in youtube that really amazing. Well, not the content matter but the impression and how they connect the original video and the make up subtitle.

Damn, i was laughing my ass off after looking at that. See Below.



have a nice day.

Jeff

Jokes, Snippets...

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and a gain until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and s h e replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'

Utada Hikaru

This is one of the Japan Artist that i like the most. Lately she came out with a new album, "this is the one'. And this song. Nice... Enjoy.




Jeffrey

Creative - Really really old School... UNIMAS prouds....

Accidentally saw this video by art student in YouTube. Damn, they are really creative. The black and white version. It is nice.... and funny. With using old campus tasik ensurai and some spot nearby for the shots. Bring me back to the old days where we always hang out at the lake (tasik ensurai) with my buddies, fish there and sometime do stupid thing like swim in the lake. Ha ha...

Have a look. Gadis Ayu...


Jeffrey

UNIMAS

Another post that i found in YouTube on UNIMAS. It is an award winning short film produce by UNIMAS expertise. Have a look.




Jeffrey

Susan Boyle - Britian New Sensation

Just watch this clip in YouTube.com.

I am really impressed. My spore just go crazy and i'm totally impressed. She is totally so good. I mean, she can even surpass Celine Dion if the world know her earlier. She is totally amazing.

Go to the URL below and have a look. Sorry, i'm unable to upload it here as the embedded file is disable in YouTube. Just click on this link and have a look.

Susan Boyle

Jeffrey

Clarity in Instructions - Snippet

Get this from an email. Nice and true. Have a read.

OFFICE MEMO:

All members of staff - please note that due to recession, there will only be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup!

Regards,

Management


And what happened at the annual party !!!



The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup).

Moral of the story:
Be very specific in your daily life including project work.
Give specific specifications.


Jeffrey

Jokes, Snippets...

Got an email from a friend entitle 'Moral of the stories'. It was so damn funny, well i better share with you all, readers, followers.

The first, Sharing, not keeping to yourself.

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.





Then, second, keep updated all the time

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



Then, third, know your place

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.



Then, fourth, play safe, be the top

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



Then, fifth, bullshitting can only get you there and won't retain you

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.



Jeffrey

The Fast and the Furious 4

Been to Star Movie last night for fast and furious latest installment. Man, i should say this loud, WOA..................................

It was so damn cool and good dude.

This time Dom is back with more action and thrills. Like usual, he is always the bad guy but kinda like good guy. I mean, i like Dom character, he is so cool and drive his ride like a toy man.

As comparatively to the last three installment of fast and furious, this is no doubt one of the best, no, it is the best. The rides are nice. American Muscle Versus Imports. Bet ya who gonna win dude.

1998 Nissan Skyline ER34

2009 Subaru WRX STI

1972 Ford Gran Torino

1970 Chevy

And least not forget, the Hero of the day, 1970 Dodge Charger

Oh man, i can't wait for the next installment of fast and furious. It is just so damn good. I hope there is one.

I gonna buy the DVD.

Life back to normal... Snippet

Well, been a hectic week that i have been relaxing and apparently do nothing, at home and in office. Quite enjoy the effort that i put on searching for blogs and pictures that is interesting and fun to provoke at. Well, will post some of the findings that i have found in the Net.

Just some snippet

My assumption (based on media information) of the attack by some Big time WORM in the net apparently come to life. I was inform that the worm will attack right at 1st of April (yesterday) and it did happen. So far from my information based on media info, it mainly attacked enterprises in few ways. The most clear threat that i know is that these worms eventually hack in enterprises and some household account and channel the account information to some illegal organization such as the mafia around the world. What those illegal organization gonna do, i bet u have ur own idea by now.

Anyway, it doesn't mean that after 1st April incident, such thing will not happen anymore. The threats is still there as Microsoft and Micro Trend have no idea how to delete, totally delete, the worm that is around now. I mean, i'm taking risk now that i'm online. Real threats will be for those that doesn't have genuine windows license and have crappy anti-virus installed in their pc. Well, info from Microsoft even advice people not to trust free online anti-virus solution from AVIRA to AVG and many more. For me, this anti-virus just bullshitting around, bla bla bla...

Well, i think the best solution to this matter will be, ta ta ta ta ta..... ta da.... Buy Apple Mac. He he... I'm considering one now. And for the record, Apple have one of the best notebook in the market and the possibilities of getting attack by virus and worm known to this world is comparatively very very very very less. I think there might just be less than 50 cases or less around the globe. Now who u trust? Window or Mac?

Another snippet

The fast and furious is out and this time is the 4th installment is this wonderful adventure of crashing cars and hot chicks. Not to forget the display of nice rides with full customs modification. This movie make all the magazine on cars in the market look crappy and literally informative car maniac in the market.

The best part of this latest installment is that Dom aka Vin Diesel, is back with more action and thrills. i just love his driving skills.

The more best part is that i gonna head to Star tonight with some buddies of mine (sorry girls) for the adventure of looking at more hot chicks and the movie in cinema. Man, i gonna love it. Seen the thrillers, it was just so so damn good.

The Teacher and The Boy

A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"

The Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he is to go back to the first grade and behave. Ms Neelam agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him. The Boy agreed to take the test.

Principal : What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9
Principal : What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at Ms Neelam and told her: "I think the Boy can go to the third grade." Ms Neelam asked the principal if she can ask the Boy some of her own questions. Both the
principal and the Boy agreed.

Ms Neelam : What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs!
Ms Neelam : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Ms Neelam : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains Thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Ms Neelam : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the Boy was taking charge.

Boy : Bubblegum!
Ms Neelam : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy : Shake hands
Ms Neelam : Now I will ask some, "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Ms Neelam : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent
Ms Neelam : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always have me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tensed and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy : Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose
Ms Neelam : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow!
Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" and if u dont get it u have to use ur hand?
Boy : Fork!
Ms Neelam : What is it that all men have one, it is longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Ms Neelam : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love?
Boy : HEART!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
"Send this Boy to College! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Things you can do under a TREE...

There are few things that we can do under a tree. You can do it either yourself, with your partners or even in a group. Here is some tricks. Three of it actually.

For single person, one person only, you can:
1) Just sit under the tree with a nice book and have a real nice relaxing time reading. This what most of the western people do.
2) You can play carving oon the bulk of the tree and hope that the one that you admire would see your carving. Carve some love, or names or message, something like that. Done in most love stories that i watch. Ew....
3) Play Isaac Newton. Discover a new theory on gravity. Isaac Newton have done it, so you beter think of something new under a tree.

For partners or two people;
1) Dating. This most of the people iin Malaysia do. dating under a tree. Fascinating actually.
2) Picnic. Can plus a dog so look like some love movie stuff. Romantic and Ew.......
3) Play Bollywood movie, Dancing, singing and going around that tree. Fascinating.

For groups or bunch of people;
1) Play catch (Police and Theives). This what i always do when i'm eight years old, with my gangs, under a tree.
2) Organize a wedding. This would be interesting. I hope during my wedding, i can do it under a tree. US style. He he...
3) Organize a meeting. But need to get permit and full access from court, police and our YB's. Meaning, GET PERMISSION.....

That is some stuff you and your partners and friends can do under a tree. So no more "under the sea" slogan from Disney, but "under a tree" slogan from Malaysia.

Your Cool~~~

Bald Kenny...

Kenny getting bald... Kenny getting bald. ha ha....

In fact i think most of the people prefer he getting skin head... ha ha... no alang alang ma....

The Spring, tonight, at 8.00 p.m. Witness, the bald looking Kenny. Anyway, i'm not adoring that fella lar... Just get it rather amusing seeing him bald. Met him few time but getting so used to the idea of him having HAIR... and now, he is getting BALD for a good cause.

Keep it up man...

I'm So Eager.... and Cool~~~

Witness... The Bold Kenny... BOLD... BOTAK...

Guess what, something nice is gonna come up next Thursday at The Spring Shopping Mall in Kuching at 8.00 p.m. It is at the mark of the ceremony where Kenny Sia (Malaysia Top Blogger) will go bold. He will shave his head Bold, i mean really BOLD, BOTAK, if he manage to gain RM50,000 of donation from the nice kuching people and Malaysia for charity and give to the needy, the kids with cancers.

Well, i get the news from his Blog at kennysia.com. For more info, log on to it and i hope the "Kenny Sia Head Shaving Ceremony" will be on. Wanna take pictures of that bugger, BOLD..... BOTAK..... would be rather em... Hillarious.... And at the same time donate some money for the poor kids as well. And was guessing, will Hitz crew be here? Dunno. But it is something that worth to do and come to see. See you guys there. Hope is real...

"Don trick me Kenny... I wanna see you BOLD...BOLD.... BOLD like kwong tau lou"

Your Cool~~~