I just can't stop it. it was just so damn hilarious. see see..
and many many many more... go to youtube. find parody. it's all there.
Jeff
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Nice parody
Was having some beers/liquor talk few days ago at friend place. They were talking about this new parody in youtube that really amazing. Well, not the content matter but the impression and how they connect the original video and the make up subtitle.
Damn, i was laughing my ass off after looking at that. See Below.
have a nice day.
Jeff
Damn, i was laughing my ass off after looking at that. See Below.
have a nice day.
Jeff
Friday, July 24, 2009
Jokes, Snippets...
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and a gain until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and s h e replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and a gain until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and s h e replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Safe Ground
My safe ground is no more a safe ground. Just few minutes ago, receive a mail from my boss and the content is this.
Warga UNIMAS yang dihormati,
Adalah dimaklumkan UNIMAS telah mempunyai dua kes positif H1N1 (kes import)
yang melibatkan staf di Bahagian Pentadbiran dan Keselamatan (BPAK) dan
Bahagian Pembangunan dan Pengurusan Sumber Manusia (BPPSM). Staf -staf
yang terlibat sudah dikuarantin dan sedang mendapat rawatan sewajarnya.
So, i think should just stay in own office and refuse to go to new campus, or contact with any unfamiliar staff that are other than own faculty staff. And the most importantly, don talk to any UNIMAS pak guard as they might have contact with one of the victim. No matter what, Ladies, restrict yourself from talking or getting near to any pak guard. They not only have the possibility in contact with the victim, they also have other simpton like miang, gatal and etc etc. Seriously, restrain yourself from in contact with them. It's dangerous, think for yourself.
For Guys, if you see any pak gurad nearing you, easy, RUN or find a cloth, cover your face nicely and firmly, and beat the shit out of those pak guard. Em...
Jeff
Warga UNIMAS yang dihormati,
Adalah dimaklumkan UNIMAS telah mempunyai dua kes positif H1N1 (kes import)
yang melibatkan staf di Bahagian Pentadbiran dan Keselamatan (BPAK) dan
Bahagian Pembangunan dan Pengurusan Sumber Manusia (BPPSM). Staf -staf
yang terlibat sudah dikuarantin dan sedang mendapat rawatan sewajarnya.
So, i think should just stay in own office and refuse to go to new campus, or contact with any unfamiliar staff that are other than own faculty staff. And the most importantly, don talk to any UNIMAS pak guard as they might have contact with one of the victim. No matter what, Ladies, restrict yourself from talking or getting near to any pak guard. They not only have the possibility in contact with the victim, they also have other simpton like miang, gatal and etc etc. Seriously, restrain yourself from in contact with them. It's dangerous, think for yourself.
For Guys, if you see any pak gurad nearing you, easy, RUN or find a cloth, cover your face nicely and firmly, and beat the shit out of those pak guard. Em...
Jeff
Morning happening - Snippets.
Well, this morning seems a bit different as the rest of the morning. Well, i mean kinda of different.
Weird call~~
Around 8am something, dunno who the heck call me up. Actually, not call, but miss call. Well, being the curious me will always call back and clarify who call and what is the matter. Not that i being stupid or something, is that it might be someone from work or of importance call me up for serious matters. But this morning no, it is a prank call. Damn.
The worst part is, when i call back, no answer. And after few minutes, that number sms me back and as me, "sapa tok?" mean who is this? come on, you call me and now you sms me and ask me who am i? So my standard reply is, "you call me this morning and you ask me who am i now?" And that number reply again and insist me to tell him/her who am i? so now a bit frustrated, so i sms back and tell that guy/gal/kid (as i now have the feeling is a prank call from a kid) that i would report to police if call me up again.
But the worst part is this, not worst lar, but funny part is this. After an hour from the last sms, i got another sms from the same number saying "RM1 PLZ". Huh? Now i really laughing my ass off. Ha ha... Don lar underestimate me, ask lar something like "RM100 PLZ". Sound more sane bah. Tiu lar.... Ha ha...
Call From Boss~~
Got a call from boss right after the prank call case. Something happen and boss can't contact Lau as Lau is the one that do the documentation. Don't really sound good, but hope that all can be settle by boss and Lau, and all goes well.
Cool dude -> Lau and Boss.
Haze~~
The worst and the most frustrating thing this morning. I really hate haze. Partly i have a very sensitive nose that can change to bad anytime the air is not clean and the temperature changes. Ok, the haze is here and i can accept that it is here. Nothing much that i can do accept not to do any open burning, right?
This is the picture that i took when i was on my way to office this morning. It is not cloudy, but hazy. Location, Kota Samarahan, Desa Ilmu, UNIMAS.
Still, what i see this morning is really frustrating and bad. It's hazy and some stupid neighbor of mine start open burning. And there is another place i saw doing the same stuff. It is something like a government training center, and they also do open burning. What the Heck? Don't this guys have little consideration of the current hazy condition and be a good Samaritan and stop open burning.
Now, it is so damn hot and hazy, my nose start bleeding for no reason again. Damn.
Not feeling really well today.
Jeff
Weird call~~
Around 8am something, dunno who the heck call me up. Actually, not call, but miss call. Well, being the curious me will always call back and clarify who call and what is the matter. Not that i being stupid or something, is that it might be someone from work or of importance call me up for serious matters. But this morning no, it is a prank call. Damn.
The worst part is, when i call back, no answer. And after few minutes, that number sms me back and as me, "sapa tok?" mean who is this? come on, you call me and now you sms me and ask me who am i? So my standard reply is, "you call me this morning and you ask me who am i now?" And that number reply again and insist me to tell him/her who am i? so now a bit frustrated, so i sms back and tell that guy/gal/kid (as i now have the feeling is a prank call from a kid) that i would report to police if call me up again.
But the worst part is this, not worst lar, but funny part is this. After an hour from the last sms, i got another sms from the same number saying "RM1 PLZ". Huh? Now i really laughing my ass off. Ha ha... Don lar underestimate me, ask lar something like "RM100 PLZ". Sound more sane bah. Tiu lar.... Ha ha...
Call From Boss~~
Got a call from boss right after the prank call case. Something happen and boss can't contact Lau as Lau is the one that do the documentation. Don't really sound good, but hope that all can be settle by boss and Lau, and all goes well.
Cool dude -> Lau and Boss.
Haze~~
The worst and the most frustrating thing this morning. I really hate haze. Partly i have a very sensitive nose that can change to bad anytime the air is not clean and the temperature changes. Ok, the haze is here and i can accept that it is here. Nothing much that i can do accept not to do any open burning, right?
This is the picture that i took when i was on my way to office this morning. It is not cloudy, but hazy. Location, Kota Samarahan, Desa Ilmu, UNIMAS.
Still, what i see this morning is really frustrating and bad. It's hazy and some stupid neighbor of mine start open burning. And there is another place i saw doing the same stuff. It is something like a government training center, and they also do open burning. What the Heck? Don't this guys have little consideration of the current hazy condition and be a good Samaritan and stop open burning.
Now, it is so damn hot and hazy, my nose start bleeding for no reason again. Damn.
Not feeling really well today.
Jeff
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Upcoming Trip and Work Load.
Well, as i was notified like few weeks ago, i am teaching classes. But differently, this time i was not being paid. But well, that is a part of life and load for postgrad. I mean, i do grumble, but as i think of it, it worth the penny to teach for free. I get more than money, it is called "working experience". And it is not always you will get to taught Degree Student without any Masters qualification, and some more in public universities. Right? So those that grumble, stop it.
And also got an opportunity to actually help up one of my lecturer that i have never got any chances to work and collaborate with. Well, it is not much, but worth of the experience and building up more networks.
For that job, i am require to help to find students/postgrad that are willing to work hard and do things. I do have few key people, but mostly are Sarawakian. Those west malaysian, not that i don't trust them, is that they don show to me and the team the commitment and ability to cope with different people and communicate. So for the work, i prefer Sarawakian, easier to monitor and they know the place as well as the language.
If everyone can work like Lau and Bill, then it would be great cos no worries. Gals, sorry, thinking of your safety, i prefer that you gals in at least 2 to 3 people per area. Anything happen, i won't take any into any account and being responsible for.
Hopefully the effort that i have put in training new people and give exposure to people that never do fieldwork being appreciated. Just remember to treat me dinner when you success.
Cheers,
Jeff
And also got an opportunity to actually help up one of my lecturer that i have never got any chances to work and collaborate with. Well, it is not much, but worth of the experience and building up more networks.
For that job, i am require to help to find students/postgrad that are willing to work hard and do things. I do have few key people, but mostly are Sarawakian. Those west malaysian, not that i don't trust them, is that they don show to me and the team the commitment and ability to cope with different people and communicate. So for the work, i prefer Sarawakian, easier to monitor and they know the place as well as the language.
If everyone can work like Lau and Bill, then it would be great cos no worries. Gals, sorry, thinking of your safety, i prefer that you gals in at least 2 to 3 people per area. Anything happen, i won't take any into any account and being responsible for.
Hopefully the effort that i have put in training new people and give exposure to people that never do fieldwork being appreciated. Just remember to treat me dinner when you success.
Cheers,
Jeff
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Fish, Batang Ai, Lubok Antu trip
Well, Batang Ai is nice, but the Hulu (upper river) will be more nicer in Batang Ai. At least, as what i have heard from the people there. Unlike the adv in Mix.fm, the fish there is not a joke man. The announcer in Mix.fm might joke with the long joke where he try to make long joke like this.
lllllloooooonnnnnnnngggggggg~~~jjjjjjoooookkkkkeeeee~~
The fish there is Huge. 27kg for them is normal, big is 100++kg oh.......
see see.....
Huge leh.... so it is...
hhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeeee~~~~
Cheers.
Jee
lllllloooooonnnnnnnngggggggg~~~jjjjjjoooookkkkkeeeee~~
The fish there is Huge. 27kg for them is normal, big is 100++kg oh.......
see see.....
Huge leh.... so it is...
hhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeeee~~~~
Cheers.
Jee
Thursday, July 2, 2009
New Digi Adv
I tumble upon this adv in the TV few days ago and it immediately catch my attention. The title of the adv is - Love
Have a look.
What i'm trying to say here is this. Being a marketers and practitioners, i'm really like and always being attracted to Digi adv. So far, there is no other network in Malaysia that is as creative and innovative as Digi.
Their adv, it is just marvelous where it catches the community norm and how the community perceived certain things. Like saving, as i know, Digi is strongly emphasis on Saving, cheap call, and they even have few adv specially customize for saving. Either using the yellow Duck or the Yellow man.
If really been given the chance, would really like to work with Digi and the Adv team in Digi.
Digi, always the smarter choice.
Jeff
Have a look.
What i'm trying to say here is this. Being a marketers and practitioners, i'm really like and always being attracted to Digi adv. So far, there is no other network in Malaysia that is as creative and innovative as Digi.
Their adv, it is just marvelous where it catches the community norm and how the community perceived certain things. Like saving, as i know, Digi is strongly emphasis on Saving, cheap call, and they even have few adv specially customize for saving. Either using the yellow Duck or the Yellow man.
If really been given the chance, would really like to work with Digi and the Adv team in Digi.
Digi, always the smarter choice.
Jeff
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